Notices by garfield (garfiald@mastodon.social)

no more posts on this account. the left will be devastated

the internet is just a constant cycle of white men dunking on white women dunking on white men dunking on white women dunking on white men

i feel bad for the mods trying to weed out these porn bots right now. it must be a real challenge telling the bots with "im just a horny country girl looking to FUCK" in their bio apart from the normal users who are also like that

any anime girls on here?

whats your coffeesona

in french, when something goes wrong, you say it "goes in balls"

Based on right-wing critics of communism, a mode of production should be dismissed out if hand if one of these is true of any one State which claimed to be upholding it:

- it descended into authoritarianism

- it carried out a genocide of some kind

- a famine ever took place there

- it repressed individual liberty in any way

How, I wonder, would capitalism fare if the same standards were applied to its own evaluation?

western culture is fucking canceled honey

i am trash man

cant wait until the day i accidentally say "thumb it in" instead of "phone it in" in a tense social situation

"average people who don't really know about computers"

it feels epic to be getting a shoutout from lynne on nothing but the toot. finally

First day on mastodon: I better not boost too much or people will unfollow me

After two days on mastodon: Cannot. Stop. Boosting.

when love is gone. there's always justice. and when justice is gone. theres always force. and when force is gone. there's always lasaga

GDC stands for Gamer DiCk

2018 will forever be remembered as a year

my 2018 mastodon highlights? im glad you (0 people) asked

in case of hard brexit, heres the plan: scottish independence, scotland turns into a socialist paradise, all of europe joins scotland because its just turning out that good, anglos finally get whats been coming to em

for real tho numbers will only make you more lonely if you dont form genuine relationships on this website. i love my mastofriends, they're the real reasons i keep logging on. and if i dont know you yet, i look forward to getting to know you!

@lynnesbian yeah they banned nipples on tumblr so people are logging onto masto for their fix of nipple.solutions

when you hit 1k followers Eugen dms you and shows you the secret entrance into the Deep Web version of mastodon, where everything is a hundred times hornier and a hundred times weirder. some people just cant hack it. like Laser, that's why he deleted